Thursday, April 30, 2009

I Felt It Was Time For An Update, So...

...So, I thought I'd update. There.

But more importantly, I haven't shaved in over a week. You want to know what I look like? Well, too bad, I'm not posting pictures of myself online until I become the famous Adult Film Actor I've always wanted to be. No, no, what I'm going to show you is this -

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Cocoa Butter

I've never smelled cocoa butter before, now I know why woman love it so much. They can be covered in chocolate and it's socially acceptable.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

DOS Chocobo World

I played final fantasy 8 on the pc a long time ago, and it had this little external program where you played a chocobo and you basicly did nothing.

U sat there and watched him run around, but I loved the music. And for some reason it intrigued me way more then ff8 ever actually did. So i m8de my 0wn verzion.

Here it is.

It was the first "complete" game I ever made. It's in dos, cause thats all i knew exzisted then. it’s all original code lol
the .EXE to run is CHOC.EXE thats where you play and save your chocobo thats you have sat there and watched grow. IF you and a friend both have a chocobo and you want to see who’s is stronger, run the VS.EXE and load them both in and they’ll both fight.
if for some weird reason you want to see who’s is faster, you can run RACE.EXE and they’ll race on a little coarse i made them. If there next to eachother in a race they’ll attack to slow eachother down.

The Other Guy at ThunderWare

Hello, I'm Nick, the other, better half of ThunderWare Productions. The first half, Anthony, is the Programmer/Maestro/Co-Level Designer/Co-Art Designer/Gameplay Designer/Co-Writer. I know, we're a bit under-developed as of yet. I, on the other hand, am the Lead Artist/Lead Level Designer/Lead Writer/Chef. Specificaly, a chef in the field of burgers and burger-ing.

We don't have any completed games as of yet, but we're working on it. Our current project is...pretty awesome. Oops! That's a spoiler! Un-read that. Just go back in time and un-read it.

Done? Alright.

Before we release (Hah! Release! I make it sound like we'll make money off of this.) any game, however, I throw out some games I've made in my pasttime. Sit back and be annoyed by my past!

First off, I've already established that I'm not the coder. That's Anthony. No, no, I'm the writer, mostly. What happens when a writer codes? This -

There it is. The first among a series of crappy text adventures by me.

Well, that's it. Thanks for reading, I hope you come back and stay updated about our game. Although I know you won't, it helps to think you will. So don't dissapoint me. I know where you live.