Thursday, February 18, 2010
Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to the 1st Annual 2010 Thunderware Golden Bass Awards! As par for our usual proceedings, we are giving out the awards, tonight, judged by a game's capacity to simulate and emulate the real-world pasttime of Aquatic Life Hunting and Capture, or as it is known colloquially: Fishing!
We give and deduct points based on the:
- Entertainment Value
- Cost of Bait and
- Number of Puzzles Involving Capturing A Fish Weighing 10 or More lbs.
Tonight's list is categorized as "All-Time Best Fishing Mini-Games". Tonight's winner will recieve a gold paint-sprayed Golden Bass Award and a check worth $15 (USD)! Second Place Winner gets a Nintendo Wii.
The Nominees for the 1st Annual 2010 Golden Bass Award are:
1.) The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2.) Harvest Moon
3.) Animal Crossing
4.) Super Backwoods Bass Fishing '99
Let's kick things off and get down to the Second Place Winner, shall we?
The Second Place Winner of the 1st Annual 2010 Golden Bass Awards is:
2.) The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Nintendo, your Wii is being shipped to you as we speak!
Now, let's move on to our final category:
The Winner(s) of the 1st 2010 Golden Bass Award, with no contest, is:
1.) People who don't play Fishing mini-games.
Everyone, your checks and Golden Bass awards are in the mail!
Alright, that concludes tonight's proceedings! Congratulations to our winner(s) and, to the losers, better luck next time!
Thank you, and good night!